You might be a runner if....

*you wear a black, plastic sports watch with your dress clothes.

*you can remember a time from a race 4 years ago, but you can't remember your friend's birthdays.

*you are not embarassed to show someone where your hamstring "really" hurts.

*you know your resting heart rate, maximum heart rate, and exactly what your heart rate is at all parts of your run.

*you love shoes...running shoes.

*you read each month's issue of Runner's World cover to cover within 24 hours.

*you not only know how you did in a race, but you know exactly how every other runner finished.

*you drive by a golf course and think what a nice place it would be to run.

*you know splits are something that not only cheerleaders care about.

*your friends know to never call you after 8:30 at night.

*you get up earlier to run on the weekends than you do for school/work/couch.

*you have hundreds of safety pins scattered around your house.

*you have more T-shirts than a souvenir shop.

*you know that there is no such thing as too much pasta!

*you can't wait for your next birthday so you move into a new age group.

*you know that cotton is not the best fabric for running!

*someone asks you how your run was, you go into a 10 minutes description of every factor of it.

*you can use endorphins in a sentence.

*you could watch a whole marathon and not be bored.

*you enjoy running in the rain.

plagiarized from joedom.com or some such running site